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03 July 2011 @ 11:52 pm
Well, I've been watching The Borgias and it made me want to write Cantarella fic. Hence, on the 3rd of July, I commence my challenge to post something daily. I wish myself luck. I'm going to need it. :p

Title: Dreaming
Fandom: Cantarella
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: Cesare/Chiaro, Cesare/Lucrezia (sort of)
Wordcount: 1000
Warnings: Some semi-disturbing imagery in Chiaro's dreams, implied incest in those same dreams. Lots of blood.
Disclaimer: Oh, if they were only mine...
Notes: I don't really know where this came from. But I can see some of it unusually vividly in my mind - usually I'm not good at picturing scenes I'm writing in my head, but this one was insanely vivid.

Summary: Chiaro dreams.

Chiaro sees Cesare nightly.Collapse )

So should I go back on hiatus? :p
12 February 2011 @ 10:50 pm
Well, this fic is giving me hell. However, I've had the first chunk of chapter 4 completed for quite some time, so I though I'd post it as I need a pick-me-up and posting fic always improves my mood. I'm hoping the lag period hasn't made you all give up on this fic completely. :p No smut in this part, but there will be in the second installment of this chapter.

As always, comments are love. Particularly when I'm posting crazed AU.

This is sort of the calm before the storm. The darkness is coming. As is the smut. :p

Title: Flexibility (4.1/?)
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: AU/Crack/Romance/Angst (yes, I write angsty crack, for realz)
Rating: R
Pairing: Renji/Byakuya, Kensei/Shuuhei. Very distantly implied Ukitake/Shinji.
Wordcount: 1700
Warnings: Snark, crack, Shinji in the kitchen, Lisa being a pervert, Kensei being Kensei.
Disclaimer: I'm just playing with them.

Summary: Byakuya finds himself at a crossroads. Kensei pays a visit to some old friends. Lisa listens to electro and draws porn.

‘I will not,’ Byakuya said with an air of finality.Collapse )



If anyone is interested, the music Lisa is listening to is along the lines of THIS.
13 December 2010 @ 12:56 pm
Again, I thought I had already posted this. I wrote it a while back, while I was still watching Hakuouki. I never finished S1 (I will at some point, I really will), but I thought I would post this in the interim. As I never got beyond about episode 5, I apologise if it seems incongruous given recent events in the anime. This is essentially shameless, fluffy smut.

Title: Poetry
Fandom: Hakuouki
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Okita/Hijikata
Wordcount: 2100
Warnings: Absence of warnings should probably constitute a warning in itself, because it means I'm writing sappy fluff, which is a bit of a terrifying prospect. :p
Disclaimer: Oh, if they were only mine...
Notes: Posting this while sitting at the kitchen table in a very small hotel room with my mother and my sister clattering around is a really nerve wracking experience.

Summary: Sometimes Hijikata needs to be reminded that not all the burdens in the world are his to bear.

Okita didn't knock.Collapse )


Thoughts? It's been aaaages since I posted anything not Bleach related, I know.
21 October 2010 @ 04:56 pm
I thought I'd already posted this, but apparently not. I am cheating a little, because this isn't new - I wrote it a while back and found it again today in my fic folder of doom. However, I thought a few people might be interested in it.

Title: Blind
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: R
Characters/Pairing: Shuuhei Hisagi, implied Kira/Shuuhei
Wordcount: 650
Warnings: Angst, disturbing imagery, implied violent sex
Disclaimer: Oh, if they were only mine...
Notes: I never seem to be able to write Kira as anything but incredibly disturbed.

Summary: Shuuhei sees too much. And too little.

He’s always seen too much.Collapse )

02 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm
I have come to the conclusion that this fic is ridiculous. Not only was it supposed to be a oneshot (which now has single chapters of over 8000 words), it was also supposed to be RenBya (now with extra KenShuu), supposed to be primarily plotless (now with an increasingly convoluted and bizarre plot), and supposed to be smutty (thus far it has not reached NC 17). But hey, I'm going to roll with it. It gives me something to do when I get delayed in airports of have time to kill in restaurants.

I was going to split this into two parts but I've kept it as one gigantic chapter. I hope nobody minds. I'll try to keep the next few a little better under control. :p

Title: Flexibility (3/?)
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: AU/Crack/Romance/Angst (yes, I write angsty crack, for realz)
Rating: R
Pairing: Renji/Byakuya, KenShuu, anyone else can and will be shipped on my random whims.
Wordcount: 8006
Warnings: Vulgar language, crack. The fact I think Shuuhei's the best thing since hot boys in bondage gear also comes through a little at times.
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, there'd be a lot more naked men.
a) Out of concern for a couple of people who mentioned that they tend to flee the heavier boy on boy smexing, I have indicated with asterisks where things start to get hot and heavy. They don't actually go any further than kissing and some touching, but I'm just warning you. The second set of asterisks indicate that it is safe to resume reading.
b) I have decided this fic is set in Sydney. You may have deduced from my spelling that I am not a US citizen - I am in fact Australian and as such I have decided my AU will be set in Australia to cater for the fact I don't know how some of the plot elements I'm bringing in would operate in US context. Hopefully this shouldn't bother anyone too much. However, I have included a small and convenient glossary of Australian colloquialisms at the beginning to try to avoid confusing anyone not familiar with Australian politics. See what I mean about this fic getting out of control? It needs a glossary. :p Everyone should just suspend disbelief as to why a bunch of Australians have suspiciously Japanese names. :p
c) As the above illustrates, I may be taking this too seriously. :p

Summary: Renji and Byakuya are forced together by the unlikeliest of circumstances.

Renji hoisted the pile of placards out of the car under Shuuhei’s watchful eye.Collapse )
21 July 2010 @ 08:06 pm
Hot on the heels of part 1, we have part 2. Part 2 bringeth the angst in a way that part 1 did not, predominantly because I think Byakuya was deceptively thawed out in the first chapter, and there was always at some point going to be a return of the Byakuya we all know and...love. So let me know what you think, guys. There should be a part 3 coming along (hopefully soon, because if it's not soon it's going to be a fair wait as RL is about to get OMG BUSY). This part 3 may or may not feature Shuuhei in a mesh singlet and heroic!Renji.

Title: Flexibility (2/?)
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: AU/Crack/Romance
Rating: PG-13 (yes, still PG. I'm sorry.)
Pairing: Renji/Byakuya, briefly implied Yumi/Ikkaku, you can read some Kensei/Shuuhei into this one if you like. ;)
Wordcount: 3700
Warnings: CRACK. And angst. Byakuya being a bitch Byakuya.
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, there'd be a lot more naked men.
Notes: Look, this fic in a bit of a testament to my insanity. Just bear with it. It's not designed to be taken at all seriously.

Summary: One step forward, two steps back.

Byakuya flinched as pain shot through his back, radiating from the bass of his spine upwards towards his neck. Collapse )
Thoughts? Comments?
12 July 2010 @ 09:55 pm
I threatened, I warned, and now it is here. The AU featuring businessman!Byakuya and yoga instructor!Renji. Part the first, with more parts to follow, providing my inspiration does not hightail it out of my mind. I hope at least some of you will enjoy it. There's crack, there're cameos by a variety of secondary characters, and there's Byakuya in tracksuit pants. What more could you want?

Title: Flexibility (1/?)
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: AU/Crack/Romance
Rating: PG-13 (at the moment...*evil grin*)
Pairing: Renji/Byakuya, briefly implied Yumi/Ikkaku, other pairings may be mentioned based on my whims, expect to see left-wing acitivst/editor of political magazine Shuuhei soon if I keep writing this.
Wordcount: 2811
Warnings: CRACK, track pants, Mashiro with a tongue piercing
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, there'd be a lot more naked men.
Notes: Look, this fic in a bit of a testament to my insanity. Just bear with it. It's not designed to be taken at all seriously.

Summary: A reluctant Byakuya attends a yoga class and gets more than he bargained for.

Byakuya regarded the hall suspiciously through narrowed grey eyes.Collapse )
Yup, two fics on one night. I'm on fire. :p In contrast to the last one, this is not sappy. At all. I also spent a long time freaking out over how I wrote Byakuya, so feedback there is appreciated. Apparently he put a lot of Wisdom on his cereal on the morning of this fic.

...if I sound insane, it's because I'm revising for exams and it's driving me stir crazy.

Anyway, I love the idea of Byakuya/Shuuhei. I may be the only one. That's ok. Because this was supposed to be shippy, but it ended up being predominantly introspective. There's some shippiness, but only if you tilt your head and squint a little. The fact that I couldn't make this shippier probably lends a lot of weight to the argument Byakuya/Shuuhei is never going to work, but I like the idea. If I had the time and the inclination I'd write an epic Renji/Byakuya/Shuuhei fic.

I have no idea where to pimp Bleach fic that isn't slashy porn.

Title: Truth and Justic
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: Gen (with some small, small amounts of shippiness if you want them to be there. WHICH I DO. :p)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Byakuya and Shuuhei
Wordcount: 1967
Warnings: Introspection, angst.
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, I would have been arrested for polygamy by now.
Notes: The titles/names/pretty much everything about this fic caused me to 'wig', in manner of Willow back in S1 of BtVS, so feedback is appreciated.

Summary: Shuuhei has an enlightening chat with Byakuya.

Shuuhei had always loved the scent of the evening.Collapse )


* I wanted, in this fic, to go for a different version of Byakuya than the one I usually write. I tend to like RenBya because I like to see Byakuya a bit out of control, a bit unsure of himself. Here, I wanted to try and capture a different sort of Byakuya - very calm, very controlled, almost 'wise', but lonely. I think both Shuuhei and Byakuya are very lonely. Anyway, I don't know how well it worked.
** Does anyone other than me like this pairing? Anyone? :p
So. This is one of what I suspect will be a few. I hesitate to say 'many', but a few at least. Basically, while listening to bad pop music, I decided to write a series of oneshots around the 'My First Kiss' theme. This is Renji's. It will sadly disappoint anyone wanting hot, sexy fic. :p However, the schmultzy, squishy romantic centre of my heart thinks it's cute, so I am posting it. May rot teeth with sugar content.

Title: My First Kiss (Went A Little Like This...)
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: Gen/Romance (it's not very romantic)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Renji/Rukia (and implied Ichigo/Rukia)
Wordcount: 418
Warnings: Het. Um...sappiness?
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, my laptop's keyboard would not be missing keys. Just sayin'.
Notes: I know they're both minors, but as this isn't a sexy fic I'm guessing that won't be an issue.

Summary: Renji thinks about Rukia, the past and the future.

He’d been thirteen, all knees and elbows and a shock of perpetually tangled red hair.Collapse )

19 May 2010 @ 08:54 am
Soo, back in Saiyuki, isn't that exciting? I've had this sitting around for a while but just haven't gotten around to finishing it up and posting it (I have so very many fics in the almost-finished stage). Anyways, hopefully somebody will enjoy it, despite the fact I laid on the angst with a shovel.

Title: Intimacy
Fandom: Saiyuki
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Unrequited 35, implied 58.
Wordcount: 731
Warnings: Aaaaaaaaangst.
Disclaimer: The pretty boys do not belong to me.
Notes: A present for caeseria - hope it's angsty enough for you. :p

His fingers know every crevasse of the gun, know them in the same way a man knows the contours of his lover’s body.Collapse )

Thoughts? Opinions?